Monday, August 25, 2008

Model Citizen

You tell the policeman that the man in the Wanted poster is your brother, although you are sure it must be a mistake. You mention that your brother leads a quiet life delivering newpapers in his van every morning. The policeman seems very interested in what you're saying so you decide to continue your model citizen act and keep talking. You say that even on Sundays when there is no paper your brother often heads out in his van very early in the morning, and that once you had to help him hose out the back of it becasue someone spilt a tin of red paint in there. It didn't occur to you then to ask why he had red paint, or why it smelt so bad and you begin to wonder what your brother really does early every morning. The policemen tells you that your brother is the head of a big crime ring and that he will be spending the rest of his life behind bars. The policeman thanks you for your valuable information and offers you another sticker.
The end.
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